D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

optimysticals:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

I’m just getting started on Spoonflower!

I’ve still only got the one design up for sale, until I can order proofs for the rest. Sales of the first design will help me make the rest available, and I’ll keep uploading everything I make so you can check it out and see what’s next!

Any feedback on my work here is much appreciated.

ratengoriginal:

Afro Goth

"The definition of Afro Goth is a subculture of African and dark skinned men and women that have a passion for goth and/or emo style in dress, music, and personality. The goth style tends to gravitate towards a darker palette and both clothes and makeup using cimmerian undertones."

himteckerjam:

jeankd:

partiallythere:

fandomshatepoc:

There’s this post about how if your feminism doesn’t include destroying racism it’s white supremacy.
This is why it’s white supremacy. Like yeah Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a man, but he’s also a man of color. Gloating about how Lucy, a film where a white woman who’s shown to be shooting men of color for not speaking English in a country where English isn’t widely spoken… isn’t intersectional feminism. Instead it’s the essence of white feminism because it’s glorifying the white hero in a non white country, when we are less than a century away from white Europe having colonized the majority of what is now referred as “third world countries” make no mistake colonialism is not dead. So basically if you see Lucy in the theater unfollow me rn.
Boycott Lucy, watch Hercules.

I am speechless… Dwayne is so much more charismatic too boot too.

He’s a republican. I can’t feature him of Ms. Johanson. 

jeankd you’ll like this—
Fret not.
The Rock is not a republican. He supported Obama and spoke at the DNC. They only say he’s a Republican because he attended the RNC in 2002. Thats their evidence. They dont mention he also, again, attended the DNC that year.

himteckerjam:

jeankd:

partiallythere:

fandomshatepoc:

There’s this post about how if your feminism doesn’t include destroying racism it’s white supremacy.

This is why it’s white supremacy. Like yeah Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a man, but he’s also a man of color. Gloating about how Lucy, a film where a white woman who’s shown to be shooting men of color for not speaking English in a country where English isn’t widely spoken… isn’t intersectional feminism. Instead it’s the essence of white feminism because it’s glorifying the white hero in a non white country, when we are less than a century away from white Europe having colonized the majority of what is now referred as “third world countries” make no mistake colonialism is not dead. So basically if you see Lucy in the theater unfollow me rn.

Boycott Lucy, watch Hercules.

I am speechless… Dwayne is so much more charismatic too boot too.

He’s a republican. I can’t feature him of Ms. Johanson. 

jeankd you’ll like this—

Fret not.

The Rock is not a republican. He supported Obama and spoke at the DNC. They only say he’s a Republican because he attended the RNC in 2002. Thats their evidence. They dont mention he also, again, attended the DNC that year.

marinashutup on feminism

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? (x)

Looks exactly as I’d hoped! I’ll be setting it up for sale right away! #spoonflower #proofs #nofilter

Looks exactly as I’d hoped! I’ll be setting it up for sale right away! #spoonflower #proofs #nofilter

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

christel-thoughts:

autisticlynx:

when privileged groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “basic human decency”

when oppressed groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “social justice”

and mocked. it’s called “social justice” and is mocked or otherwise hated.

demonicmuffin:

John Green, you are fucking garbage. I can’t believe you allow children to look up to you. I can’t believe I looked up to you. You are disgusting and you fucking know full well that impressionable kids, especially girls, will defend this and believe you and internalize misogyny because you act like it’s something that can be ignored.
You must be really fucking proud of yourself. I fear for the future of your child, and what you will teach them. I fucking pray you never have a daughter because teaching her something like this is so fucking dangerous I can’t even wrap my mind around why you would ever think THIS KIND OF THINKING IS BENEFICIAL TO ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. I hope your wife raises your child properly cause you certainly fucking won’t.
I am so fucking ashamed that I ever thought you were respectable or cool or inspiring. I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m so fucking disgusted with myself for believing you were a good person. How fucking dare you.

SO DONE with the dudebros telling women and feminine people which misogynistic things are real and which are imaginary, and I really don’t give a fuck how generally non-threatening and nerdy they tend to present themselves as, or how well they write other feminist things to counteract or explain away the sexist garbage they insert into their stories

demonicmuffin:

John Green, you are fucking garbage. I can’t believe you allow children to look up to you. I can’t believe I looked up to you. You are disgusting and you fucking know full well that impressionable kids, especially girls, will defend this and believe you and internalize misogyny because you act like it’s something that can be ignored.

You must be really fucking proud of yourself. I fear for the future of your child, and what you will teach them. I fucking pray you never have a daughter because teaching her something like this is so fucking dangerous I can’t even wrap my mind around why you would ever think THIS KIND OF THINKING IS BENEFICIAL TO ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. I hope your wife raises your child properly cause you certainly fucking won’t.

I am so fucking ashamed that I ever thought you were respectable or cool or inspiring. I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m so fucking disgusted with myself for believing you were a good person. How fucking dare you.

SO DONE with the dudebros telling women and feminine people which misogynistic things are real and which are imaginary, and I really don’t give a fuck how generally non-threatening and nerdy they tend to present themselves as, or how well they write other feminist things to counteract or explain away the sexist garbage they insert into their stories

'Just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn't mean the lives of trans people aren't in peril every day.'

— Laverne Cox (via angerisbeautiful-79)

cuz we KNOW there’s gonna be waaaay too many people patting themselves on the back saying “ok the trans issue is solved we did a good job” because laverne cox got nominated like NOOOOO there are still are still trans people that need to be supported listened to loved and defended. there is still a culture of transphobia and transmisogyny that needs to be dismantled. work to be done. (via wocinsolidarity)

smartercities:

Meet The 14-Year-Old Girl Who Developed A Low-Cost Water Purification System | FastCompany
The next generation of scientists is already hard at work solving our biggest problems. Take Deepika Kurup, a 14-year-old high school student from Nashua, New Hampshire. After seeing children in India drinking dirty water from a stagnant pool, she decided, in her words, “to find a solution to the global water crisis.” And then she actually made some progress towards that goal, developing a solar-powered water purification system.

smartercities:

Meet The 14-Year-Old Girl Who Developed A Low-Cost Water Purification System | FastCompany

The next generation of scientists is already hard at work solving our biggest problems. Take Deepika Kurup, a 14-year-old high school student from Nashua, New Hampshire. After seeing children in India drinking dirty water from a stagnant pool, she decided, in her words, “to find a solution to the global water crisis.” And then she actually made some progress towards that goal, developing a solar-powered water purification system.

vulcanbotanist:

Shout out to femme nonbinary folks who have their identities questioned because they don’t live up to a patriarchal definition of androgyny

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.